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Subversive Synthesisers

I grabbed some sound banks of my D-10 off of Synthzone.com. Some of the patch names are disturbing.

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And if the Star Wars mind-bonk isn't enough there's a suggestion of what to do afterwards

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On Rails, Humbuckers, and Star Trek

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Many years ago I discovered Hotrail style pickups as a problem solver for awkward guitarists. My strat quickly gained a full sized humbucker (ie two coils sided by side wired in series, with both the coils and magnets arranged opposingly, so the motor effect is (nearly) doubled but electromagnetic noise is (almost) cancelled out). And me being me, this humbucker was seriously overwound (extra coils of wire for increased output) to a resistance of 16k (Ohm - Guitarists like to omit units, especially when they lead to odd questions, the answer being all other things being equal, more turns of wire increases DC resistance of a pickup, and is thus an indication of output, this value is small compared to the (usually) 500kOhm potentiometers used for Volume (potential divider) and Tone (low pass) controls on the guitar and compared with the impedance of a typical amplifier. For reference, the single coil pickups in my strat were approximately 4.5k which is a little low, and most off-the-shelf guitars that aren't marketed at the insane have humbuckers that are between 6k and 11k, with the bridge position needing proportionately more output as the strings vibrate less.

I then briefly owned a Washburn Mercury guitar with some very curious features, a locking trem that was almost a Floyd Rose but wasn't (and didn't really work very well), two single coil sized pickups, Seymour Duncan Hot Stacks, that were two coils stacked on top of each other around a huge ceramic bar magnet rather then individual magnets for each string (as in single coils) or a single large magnet underneath the pickup with iron pole pieces (often bolts) guiding the magnetic field through the coils underneath the strings (as is common in humbuckers). In the neck and middle position these had a DC resistance of 13kOhm which meant lots of output. They struck me as being very well balanced, without too much bottom or top, without adding much of a character of their own to the unplugged sound of the guitar and never sounded muddy no matter how far past 11 you turned the gain control of the amplifier. And string bends didn't go quiet then loud again as the string moved past the pole pieces as the magnetic filed was reasonably uniform all the way across the width of the pickup. In the bridge position was another Seymour Duncan monster named the Invader. This was completely different animal. 16.8kOhm DC Resistance, 3 ceramic magnets and large Allen headed bolts as pole-pieces, the heads of which were so large they were almost touching. These gave something of a rail effect in that it really didn't matter where the string was over the pickup. However where the rails screamed and wailed this thing just growled. It had it's own distinctive voice and leaves little of the character of the guitar in the sound. There's not a lot of top end and intricate parts become muddied even when played with very little distortion. Great for bashing powerchords and palm mutes on, and great for hiding mistakes. Just after I bought this bright red 80s shred machine, Blink 182's Tom Delonge signature Fender was launched, sporting a single Invader in the bridge position, a volume control and nothing else. It sold like hot cakes and inspired many imitators. I quickly fell out with that guitar becasue it didn't stay in tune, and each pickup had a separate On/Off switch, with the invader having a On(Both Coils)/Off/On(Single Coil) switch, so a mid song change to the neck pickup for a bit of wailing was fiddly and annoying.

I swapped that guitar for a bass and started pushing the guys I was making music with to actually get a gig somewhere, but we had a problem, our guitarist's prized Fender Stratocaster had single coil pickups, and we played grunge. Or we did when there wasn't too much electrical noise. I was told I couldn't cut holes in the guitar like I had on mine to fit a humbucker, so I went looking for a Hot Stack, and began failing. It seems they weren't popular at the time. What were popular were Hot Rail style pickups, although the Syemour Duncan product has a different voicing to the other models I've tried, the DiMarzio Chopper and Fast Track 1 sound closest to the sound I associate with this style of pickup. These designs have two coils side by side, with a blade through the centre of each, so they're laid out like a standard humbucker, but have rails and fit into half the space. One of our local guitar stores had some unbranded (probably Artec, someone suggested Gotoh) in stock at a reasonable price, and this cured our hum problems and convinced me to try a 15.9kOhm monster of a pickup in the neck of my strat as it was a drop in replacement, no carving of scratch pates and and gouging of wood. It was a little overwhelming even for my reasonably hot bridge pickup, a little glassy, very warm on the clean channel but it just begged for lots of slow wailing parts and is the only pickup I've never considered changing. Weak minded individuals sometimes attempt Run To The Hills on discovering this pickup and my amp settings.

I had a moment of weakness and bought another guitar, a copy of a Warlock. The pickups were rubbish, and I thought I'd try an Invader in it. I think the guitar lasted one gig, before being swapped for a friend's Mockingbird copy by the same manufacturer, and the Invader went in the bridge of my strat, and stayed there for years. It was quite satisfyingly menacing but I kept breaking pickup selector switches as I beat the guitar into the neck position as soon as I wanted to really play. Strats are supposed to have a middle position pickup, I removed the last of the rubbish single coils when I had a new scratch plate made for a Gibson style Neck/Both/Bridge of nearly indestructibleness and just the hotrail and the Invader.

I then found a DeArmond M55, which had just one (stock, 9.8k and weedy sounding) pickup that had a really nice neck on it and decided to rescue it. A GFS Crusader (Invader lookalike) pickup was found, but it sounded a bit different, less mud and more top end. Much more useable if I don't treat it like an Invader as it. I've previously gone on about this guitar so I won't now.

Then we needed to find new pickups for the lead guitarist for the band I was in at the time. An LTD Diamond Plate Explorer should be the epitome of thrash metal, but for some reason it was fitted with some very conservative pickups that didn't adequately torture a Marshal JCM900. A sweet sounding Seymour Duncan Jazz was chosen for the neck, as its clear, articulate, and surprisingly mid-scooped sound make for an excellent soloist's pickup. In the bridge position we chose a Seymour Duncan Dimebucker for ultimate shredding power. This is another Rail based design, like a hotrail but with two full sized coils. It's full of bite and clarity when required yet power chords and palm mutes still growl appropriately menacingly. I didn't get to play with this much as prying the guitar out of its owners hands was difficult.

Fast-forward to my next band, and I decide I'm going to get the other guitarist using his locking trem equipped Peavey that's been gathering dust for years. Once set up properly the liscenced Floyd Rose worked perfectly, but the guitar was no way near as powerful sounding as his other guitar a very well worn Ibanez equipped with ferocious DiMarzio pickups that are a symphony of squealing harmonics and low end crunch, supremely sensitive to how they're used or abused. There was the additional problem of the pole pices of the stock humbuckers not lining up with the strings properly. The string spacing on a Floyd Rose bridge is slightly wider and it looks like some cost cutting had ruined an ok guitar. I found something in a bargain basement for very little cash, similar in design to the Dimebucker, except this had much thicker rails. I think it's the Artec product that GFS market as the Power Rails. It's very articulate and responsive, but not as sterile and harsh as the Dime, but also not as tight at the low end and less scooped, allowing more of the character of the guitar through. There is much grinning like a child on Christmas morning when the guitar is handed over.

I'm convinced by all this to try a rail pickup in the bridge of my strat, so I track down a pair of what GFS market as Crunchy Rails, again for very little money thanks to the wonders of ebay. The neck pickup can go it pair the Power Rails in the peavy, and the bridge is currently in my strat, whilst the Invader takes a holiday. The Crunchy Rails are full of squealing goodness and have a tight focussed sound that matches my favourite hotrail remarkably well. Only time will tell if it stays.

I ran into a problem or 4 installing the pickup, mostly due to differing colour schemes for pickup wiring, and by following the included diagrams, you end up with something that's out of phase with Seymour Duncan wired guitars, giving a horrible squawk when both pickups are on together, I chose to re-wire the neck pickup and managed to melt the series/parallel switch, so I need to order a new one of those. And then I broke some strings and I decided to use up an old pair of 10-52 (Regular tops, heavy bottoms) when I've been playing 10-46 or 9-46 (Light Top, heavy bottoms), and I'm not sure I like it. However there is an entertaining conversation that nicely illustrates the level of giberish both guitarists and trekkies talk.

Quote:
Charles Elwood followed the polarity chart for the new pickups carefully, only to find that somewhere, something is out of phase

Greg J Preece I recommend doing it ST style - reverse the polarity, reconfigure the deflector dish and dump the warp core.

Charles Elwood I'm going to disasemble the deflector dish *again* invert the inductor, rebias the valve emulator, and engage the pinch harmonic distortion.

Charles Elwood studies internal dictionary... I suspect the increased tension of the new harmonic generators may require realignment of the warp core.

Charles Elwood Gah, the forward sensor configuration relays are fused! We can't go any slower than warp 9!

Some days I wish I was the singer...

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...so spank me and call me eldrich.......so spank me and call me eldrich.... Tomorrow I'm going round to see a few friends and there is the prospect of music being played. Ok, the intention is for all 3 of us to play instruments, whether it's music is debatable. Anyway, I have spent the last few hours collecting kit together. The intention is to sequence at least the drums, probably some synths too, leaving me with hands free to either pilot more synthage or to play good ol' fashioned electric bass. At which point I've never been satisfied with any preamp other than than the one built into my Fender amp, at which point I want one of the matching speaker cabinets as I'm scared of plugging in a less capable speaker and tearing it to bits. That and I know that if we're being quiet I can sit on that cab and at least feel what I'm playing. At least my rebuilt cab and amp housing don't weigh as much as the original one piece cabinet.

On top of the amp is a recycled dell workstation running Ubuntu Studio, my current favourite way of running Rosegarden, which is versatile enough to keep me happy, yet user friendly enough for me to wave at people who've never used any kind of computer music software.

On top of that is my trusty furry blue rack case, containing my Roland JV-1080, an almighty black box containing reasonable approximations of just about every instrument I've ever heard of. Actually the guitar imitations don't sound or play like a guitar, but that can be forgiven on a box that contains several decent sounding pianos, enough orchestral instruments to give me delusions of grandure, and with a bit of tweaking some very convincing 80s synth sounds. Oh and with the help of an expansion card, enough percussion to justify firing your drummer and trying to find a name for is that doesn't instantly reveal your master plan of someday cloning Doktor Avalanche. If only it could tell whether the stage was level...

Above that in the same rack is the Behringer Gate/Compressor/Limiter that always gets us very odd looks from backline folks that are used to having these somewhere on the way to the power amp, not first in the chain. I keep the left channel set for guitar and the right channel set up for bass. Why? Well firstly the gate kick in and cuts the sound right of when I'm not playing, eliminating most of the hisses, hums and feedback squeals that get really annoying. It's so much better than training lead guitarists to keep a hand on their strings at all times, which then turns the handling of beer into some kind of sideshow. Secondly the compression stage makes it a million times easier to keep a clean instrument in the mix, does amazing things to your sustain and give a much wider window between having enough gain for hammer-ons and pinch harmonics to sound right and having chords turn to mush. Then there's the simple luxuary of haivng a gain control before whatever's next in the effects chain, the Monster Strat no longer causes something to clip horribly, and a small nudge clockwise will sort the levles out if I have to switch to instruments that don't have insane outputs like the Shine and the DeArmond. Finally there's a hard limiter that cuts out the deafening pop of the cable accidentally coming out of the bass or other theatrical incidents.

Above that there's the MicroKorg, which makes a nice buzzing noise and the vocoder works when I can't sing but still want to. On top of that is the monitor for the dell, a bag of cables, a wireless trackball and a qwerty keyboard for when it all goes wrong, and propped up against all that is my magic briefcase, an M-Audio midi keyboard, a keyboard stand and last, but never least, my long suffering and much loved Washburn Mercury bass. It has this massive menacing growl that I've never been able to get out of anything else, and it's stood up to being put through a ceiling attacked by me (along with everything else on stage) when Sonia was using him in Thought Crime, and I've lost count of the number of times I've woken up wrapped round him.

Anyway I got sidetracked. my point is what don't I need to take?

It's times like theses I wish I was the singer or the violinist.

Reclaiming disk space on Vista

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If one installs Service Pack 1 (as opposed to installing a version of vista that included service pack one), copies of all the updated files are retained so that Servce Pack 1 can be uninstalled. Once you are satisfied that you won't need to remove service pack one, there is a utility that can remove thse obsolete files. Just find and run c:\Windows\System32\vsp1cln.exe. Note that the .exe extention is hidden by default in Windows Explorer.

I appear to have reclaimed about 2Gb of diskspace, which is a drop in the ocean if Vista is installed on a huge disk, but for those with small hard drives (often of the small and fast variety, notably WR (Veloci)Raptors and recent solid state drives) it's a noticeable space saving. Either way it's another game that can be squeezed in.

vsp1cln.exe is explained on Microsoft TechNet

Walking a directory tree with bash

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I'm doing the hard-drive shuffle thing. I have a lot of data and I'm paranoid about losing it. I've been let down once or twice by bad copies so I thought I should take checksums before copying. I had a lot of fun arguing with wildcards and string escaping so I thought I'd share my adventure, as I've already worked out how to do this and forgotten at least once.

My first attempt. It dies when fed directories.

md5sum * | md5sums.txt

I try again, and it occours to me to use tee in append mode so I get output to the screen as well

for foo in `ls -R` do
md5sum $foo | tee -a md5sums.txt
done

This doesn't work, md5sum complains. I have a look at  ls -R

Quote:
some.file
another.file

Directory1/
Directory2/

Directory1:
inDirectory1.file
inDirectory1again.file

Directory2:
inDirectory2.file
inDirectory2again.file

I RTFM and can't find an option to list full paths. I consider using find.

for foo in `find -type f` do
md5sum $foo | tee -a md5sums.txt
done

This fails when anything has a space in the filename. I RTFM on find. find -ls does the escaping i need but has all the useful info that ls -l spits out. Not too handy and I don't feel like resorting to sed, or awk. Further through the fine manual I find

man find wrote:
-exec command ;
Execute command; true if 0 status is returned. All following arguments to find are taken to be
arguments to the command until an argument consisting of ‘;’ is encountered. The string ‘{}’ is
replaced by the current file name being processed everywhere it occurs in the arguments to the
command

To cut a long story short that's not quite the whole truth, as the shell works its magic on {} and ; so we need to add quotes and a slash.

find -type f -exec md5sum '{}' \; | tee md5sums.txt  

Of course as I watch the damn thing run I start wondering about how to perform the md5sums in parallel to get it done faster. I start the same command on the copy of the files and notice that find lists the files in a different order, so I'm going to need to apply sort and whilst I'm at it I should probably use the list to strip out any of the inevitable duplicate files I have kicking around.

Or I could have just installed md5deep.

Trigger happy Tuesday

I've been messing around with SVN, trying to set up a WebDAV service to stash some drupal themes in. I keep screwing up the initial import at which point a quick round of rm -r /var/svn/rocksoc && svnadmin create /var/svn/rocksoc and I'm back to where I started. Intill I take a break for lunch and have a brain fade and type rm -r /var/www/rocksoc

Opps

It's a really good job I keep backups

I search through the backup server. /var/www is missing

It turns out that I'd had a brainfade in setting up backupninja and missed out /var/www

Fortunately I'd made a tarball of the directory last night and copied it to my dev server. Total downtime, about 6 minutes, and most of that was waiting for the tarball to scp back to the server.

Adding Google software to linux

To cut a very long explanination short, google have some linux repositories for a number of the more packaging systems inclusing APT (debian, ubuntu etc), YUM, RPM, urpmi and YaST2.

http://www.google.com/linuxrepositories/index.html

Currently only contains google-desktop-linux and picasa

Thoughts on How-tos

I've just been searching for a how-to to give my mother. I am resisting the temptation to scream at my computer and vent my frustration in some entirely non-constructive manner.

Let's compare how-tos to cookery. Most of my recipe books will say 'beat the eggs' as opposed to going into a ridiculous amount of detail on how to beat eggs every time beaten eggs are called for, instead having a 'basic techniques' section in the front where the beating of eggs is explained in great detail.

Useful packages for emacs

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Emacs, some love it, some hate it, and once in a while I stumble on something I wish I'd found years ago. I thought I'd share some of the packages I use, partly so I don't forget!

  • debian-el contains a major mode for editing sources.list, as well as an interface to apt for the truly emacs centric. Also has useful support for bug reporting and bug numbers...
  • emacs-goodies-el lots of toys, and of particular interest and use to me, a major mode for apache configuration files and color-theme which is somewhat self explanatory

Travelling Light

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I love my Eee. It's about enough to run emacs, but it's a bit inadequate for real work. For real work you can never have enough RAM, screen area or MIPS. I decided to stay at my Mum's house over Easter so I can work without distraction, so I packed what I thought was a sensible minimum to get stuff done. As you can see it's a bit much.

 Probably the minimum I need to get serious work done. I consider this travelling light.

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