...so spank me and call me eldrich.... Tomorrow I'm going round to see a few friends and there is the prospect of music being played. Ok, the intention is for all 3 of us to play instruments, whether it's music is debatable. Anyway, I have spent the last few hours collecting kit together. The intention is to sequence at least the drums, probably some synths too, leaving me with hands free to either pilot more synthage or to play good ol' fashioned electric bass. At which point I've never been satisfied with any preamp other than than the one built into my Fender amp, at which point I want one of the matching speaker cabinets as I'm scared of plugging in a less capable speaker and tearing it to bits. That and I know that if we're being quiet I can sit on that cab and at least feel what I'm playing. At least my rebuilt cab and amp housing don't weigh as much as the original one piece cabinet.
On top of the amp is a recycled dell workstation running Ubuntu Studio, my current favourite way of running Rosegarden, which is versatile enough to keep me happy, yet user friendly enough for me to wave at people who've never used any kind of computer music software.
On top of that is my trusty furry blue rack case, containing my Roland JV-1080, an almighty black box containing reasonable approximations of just about every instrument I've ever heard of. Actually the guitar imitations don't sound or play like a guitar, but that can be forgiven on a box that contains several decent sounding pianos, enough orchestral instruments to give me delusions of grandure, and with a bit of tweaking some very convincing 80s synth sounds. Oh and with the help of an expansion card, enough percussion to justify firing your drummer and trying to find a name for is that doesn't instantly reveal your master plan of someday cloning Doktor Avalanche. If only it could tell whether the stage was level...
Above that in the same rack is the Behringer Gate/Compressor/Limiter that always gets us very odd looks from backline folks that are used to having these somewhere on the way to the power amp, not first in the chain. I keep the left channel set for guitar and the right channel set up for bass. Why? Well firstly the gate kick in and cuts the sound right of when I'm not playing, eliminating most of the hisses, hums and feedback squeals that get really annoying. It's so much better than training lead guitarists to keep a hand on their strings at all times, which then turns the handling of beer into some kind of sideshow. Secondly the compression stage makes it a million times easier to keep a clean instrument in the mix, does amazing things to your sustain and give a much wider window between having enough gain for hammer-ons and pinch harmonics to sound right and having chords turn to mush. Then there's the simple luxuary of haivng a gain control before whatever's next in the effects chain, the Monster Strat no longer causes something to clip horribly, and a small nudge clockwise will sort the levles out if I have to switch to instruments that don't have insane outputs like the Shine and the DeArmond. Finally there's a hard limiter that cuts out the deafening pop of the cable accidentally coming out of the bass or other theatrical incidents.
Above that there's the MicroKorg, which makes a nice buzzing noise and the vocoder works when I can't sing but still want to. On top of that is the monitor for the dell, a bag of cables, a wireless trackball and a qwerty keyboard for when it all goes wrong, and propped up against all that is my magic briefcase, an M-Audio midi keyboard, a keyboard stand and last, but never least, my long suffering and much loved Washburn Mercury bass. It has this massive menacing growl that I've never been able to get out of anything else, and it's stood up to being put through a ceiling attacked by me (along with everything else on stage) when Sonia was using him in Thought Crime, and I've lost count of the number of times I've woken up wrapped round him.
Anyway I got sidetracked. my point is what don't I need to take?
It's times like theses I wish I was the singer or the violinist.